This just in: Dumbass Quote

Why? Because I have to:

When I was a teen I used to have asian guys, white guys, hispanic guys, and black guy after me....so I'm guessing they werent sitting around JUST desiring the hot white girls that I went to school with. I always think affirmative action is silly because I've done some weird shit to people and because I'm a young woman they dont care.

Just because guys of all races want to stick it in you does not mean that race relations are all okey-dokey then. 'Kay?

Somebody loves me!

I found this link via Racialicious. I wish I would've caught it when the story was fresh, though.

Some chick who calls herself the Advice Goddess (but looks like the Darlene McBride character from MadTV) was tickled by the column written Erin Aubry Kaplan about the ad campaign for the fragrance called Alabaster.

...The problem is that the Alabaster ad circumvents imagination by giving us photos of an overtly sexy, nude, pale, very blond woman who somehow leaves no doubt as to what Alabaster is: white skin and, more broadly, whiteness. This scent celebrates not stone, not sculpture, not sand, but more likely cloistered, fair-skinned maidens and even Southern belles.

And?

Not that this perfume actually "celebrates" whiteness, as far as I can see, but people celebrate being black all the time. I'm white as a sheet of typing paper. In the name of "diversity" -- which is what they call minority-only journalism programs instead of calling them what they really are (racist) -- people are allowed to celebrate blackness, Asian-ness, and every other race or color, but, what, whiteness is supposed to be shameful?

Oh yes, children. I had fun!

I even made a friend:

Angel -

I have a suggestion for you.

Die.

You are oppressed only because you choose to be. You derive more self-worth from playing the victim than you do from simply living. And since you have become complete defined by being oppressed, there is no hope for you. You have completely closed your mind to opportunity, and if it ever crosses your path, you will not even know it is there. I'd say I feel sorry for you, but you would just accuse me of oppressing you with my condescension.

You told me all I need to know about you right here:

You say that you never realized you were different until somebody else told you. Other women of color and I are constantly surrounded by that difference. If you were to turn to any channel on television, open up any magazine, turn to any radio station, you could see or hear somebody white. It would have been easy for you to imagine yourself in that person's place. But somebody told you that you were different, and that you weren't one of them.

I didn't need anybody to tell me. I knew it all along.

And you failed to learn the appropriate lesson. The two most important words you will ever use when someone says you can't do something:

Fuck you.

I think he's really into me! ^_~

Elric66 is a White Supremacist Douchebag

(Before I get started on the big "Issue" that's been buzzing around lately, I've got to talk about this dork, because his garbage has been stinking up my "Comments Mod Holding Cell" for days.)

So I was checking out Rachel's Tavern and she had posted about the series God's Warriors on CNN. (I had wanted to see it, but then I forget when it came on. Also, I stopped caring.) Then a couple of turds named Bill and Elric66 started flaming Rachel with some anti-Muslim crap. She banned Bill first, and then Elric66 accused her of suppressing free speech or some stupid crap like that. He posted a link to some website right before she banned him. The site was called - get this - WeaselZippers! I wish I could make this shit up!

I don’t know what’s more pathetic: Elric66’s dumbassery or the fact that he actually expected us to take a post from “weaselzippers.net” seriously.

That was me, by the way. Apparently, I hurt his widdle feewings and he followed me to my blog. He left this gem:

Couldnt comment on the Qur'an verse where Allah command Mo to conquer the infidels and give them the option to submit, convert or die? Sounds like dumbassery to me. :-)

Elric66

You do know Muslims still practice slavery today and Mo had alot of slaves, right?

Mistake #1: Asshole actually tried to post it in my post about the "Missing Minorities" blog. Oh hellz no.

Mistake #2: Did douchebag actually think he could favor with me by bringing up slavery?

Let us all point and laugh! Laugh at the little turd! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!

wooo....that was funny.

(Note, 12/21/07: Douchebag left a couple of new comments that he was stupid enough to believe would get posted. Also, isn't it ridiculous how racists are so quick to claim that everybody else is racist?)

(Note, 12/23/07: Y'know how when you're walking along and you notice a mangy, flea-ridden mongrel start to follow you. Now don't get me wrong, I love all animals, but...well. Anyway, you shoo him away, but he keeps tailing you. You pity the poor thing, but you don't have any food in your pockets, so you just ignore him and hope for the best. Elric66 has become my little flea-ridden mongrel, following me with his tail between his legs...Also, ever notice how people whine about free speech when you won't let them leave dumbass comments on your damn blog?)

(Note, 12/24/07: Elric66, get a life. Srsly. Preferably one that doesn't include me. Your cries for attention are pathetic; I didn't even read that last comment you sent me. One click: In the trash. This thing you have for me, it's cute, but it's really time for you to move on. You'll find a another Black feminist liberal to stalk, I'm sure. Just hang in there, buddy. I'm rootin' for ya!...Actually, no. I'm not.)

This is why I went away...

A few weeks ago, I was visited a blog and a person left a comment that seemed really, really stupid to me. I mean really, REALLY stupid. I won't go into details, but I blew up and said some ugly things. I even cross-posted what I said at that blog back onto this blog.

Things got out of hand. I was angry. I was shaking. I didn't even know where all of that was coming from. I apologized for the harsh way that I expressed myself. I deleted the post. And then I decided to step back and just take a breather for a little while.

Here are a few things that have happened:

• I've learned a lot from some incredible people out there. They have been kind enough to share their stories with me, and for that I will always be grateful. However, I need to step out a little more outside of my comfort zone and find the truth for myself, and not always listen to what others tell me It may take me awhile to reach that same level, but I'll get there, slowly but surely.



• Sometimes my emotions speak louder than my words. Sometimes, it's a good thing; other times, things can get ugly. I always mean what I say, but I may not say what I mean. See? I will try my hardest to stop, breath, and think before letting my fingers touch the keyboard......unless you're really asking for it.

I've had a lot fun, keeping in contact with some really great people, tearing up some trolls, pissin' off the establishment. I know we can rock the world and put the planet back in order before Bush and his cronies blow us into the next ice age!

**New Things!::
A blogroll!

...And I can't think of anything else right now, but woo-hoo!! I'll be adding a blogroll! Watch your comment boxes! =D

I'm back and I'm pissed

That's all you've got to know.